"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever
YES, THERE IS NOW A MUCH NEEDED GIF SET FOR THIS!
I have never run to get out of the line of fire faster than when a white dude put his hands palms-together and greeted my coworker/friend in Japanese. She is half-Chinese, and we worked in a Korean-owned cafe. Like there is no way he could have fucked that up more.